Phish: I'm accused of FRAUD!

Here is the e-mail:

From: “wowaccountadmin@blizzard.com” <wowaccountadmin@blizzard.com>
To: <***@gmail.com>
Subject: World of Warcraft Account Suspension Notice
Date: Sun, 21 Feb 2010 04:52:50 +0800

Dear World of Warcraft fans we regret to inform you that because your account suspected of fraud.
We have to inform you that: We will ban your account.
If you think you are not suspected of fraud, you can visit our website http://www.worldofwarcraft.com/ Verify your account.

Thank you.

Regards,
Blizzard Abuse Team.

duh duh DUH!

Oh boy, I’ve been SUSPECTED OF FRAUD!!!

But wait, if I verify my account it will immediately clear me of all fraud charges.

Ummm…to use an old phrase:

Whiskey

Tango

Foxtrot

Google took steps to protect me and the mail was MIME encoded so I can’t easily get to the source so I can’t see where the link actually took you, but I’ll bet a shiny new (not fraudulent) quarter it wasn’t to Blizzard’s site.

I love the way they said my account would be banned:

We have to inform you that: We will ban your account.

They HAVE to inform me.  They don’t want to, but the boss has them in a corner so they just have to.

I love the use of the colon as if it was some automated information filled in after the fact, or some dramatic emphasis on the ban.

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